Humorous Quotes by Famous Golfers

I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted.
- Anonymous

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
- Ben Hogan

The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. - Henny Youngman

I asked my caddy for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different class of people. - Phil Harris

I don't care to join any club that's prepared to have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
- Don Carter

Golf seems to me an ardouos way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. - HRH Princess Ann

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron

Watch a game, it's fun. Play and it's recreation. But if you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
- Sam Snead

Why am I using a new putter? Because the old one didn't float well. - Craig Stadler

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. - G.W.Chesterton