Humorous Quotes by Famous Golfers
I've spent most of my life golfing. The rest I've just wasted.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
- Ben Hogan
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. - Henny Youngman
I asked my caddy for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different class of people. - Phil Harris
I don't care to join any club that's prepared to have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
- Don Carter
Golf seems to me an ardouos way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. - HRH Princess Ann
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron
Watch a game, it's fun. Play and it's recreation. But if you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
- Sam Snead
Why am I using a new putter? Because the old one didn't float well. - Craig Stadler
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. - G.W.Chesterton